WHAT WOULD
you think was the biggest thing to hit human
culture, worldwide, in the past quarter century?
To the anthropologist of modern Man, what change
would head the list? The explosion of air
travel? No, most of those alive today will never
fly. HIV-Aids? No, just one of many terrible
scourges our species has faced: diarrhoea and
malaria still kill more. The collapse of
communism and rise of the global free market?
The internet? These point the way, but still
reach only a minority.
The answer stares us in the face. Like much
that does so, it is widely overlooked. But it
struck me forcibly in Africa this week (and I
bet it will have struck Gordon Brown) as I sat
in the back row of the Grade 1 class at Digum
Complete Elementary School, by the side of a
dirt road nearly 1,000 kilometres north of Addis
Ababa in the Tigra region of Ethiopia.
This country, you will
recall, was for many centuries a remote and
independent African kingdom whose only colonial
experience was as an Italian possession for a
short period before the Second World War. The
British never came here much. Ethiopia is in
nobody’s “sphere of influence”.
My class at Digum school were aged between
five and seven: 44 boys and girls, some
barefoot, some decently dressed, many in rags;
some fit and healthy, some with sores or burns,
or eye problems. Few would ever have been to
Addis Ababa. None had seen another country and
few ever will. None will ever have been in a
lift or seen an escalator. Some will not have
entered a two-storey building. Most will never
have made a telephone call and some will never
have seen one taking place: a fascinated crowd
gathered as I made a satellite call from our
campsite to The Times. None will ever
have had a television, though some of their
parents will have owned a radio and all of them
will have listened to one.
The children were divided into a morning
shift and an afternoon shift. Thus did their
impressive headmaster, Mr Getachew, and his 30
staff, manage to run a school of 1,644 children
housed in six long single-storey cabins
scattered over an acre of dust.
I had arranged my visit quite by chance. Our
guide thought we would be welcome, and we were.
Every child stood as we entered a class. “George
Bush and Mr Tony Blair will never visit our
school,” said the Grade 8 teacher, Mr Hailay,
“so you are our most important foreign
visitors.” He should invite Mr Brown.
The Grade 1 classroom where I sat had no
teaching aids at all, save tiny wooden benches
and single-plank desks, dog-eared
newspaper-covered exercise books, a blackboard,
and a keen and patient young teacher, Mr Hadush.
Discipline was absolute.
“Let us sing, children” said Mr Hadush. “Come
to the front Abraham.” A tiny boy marched
confidently up, all the others rapt. “This is
the way I wash my face, wash my face, wash my
face,” shrieked Abraham, making face-washing
motions with his hand. “This is the way we wash
our face,” shrieked all 44 tots, in an
ear-splitting chant, “Early in the morning!”
There is no piped water in Digum — just a
well with a hand-pump, down by the dried up
river.
“This is the way I put on my clothes, put on
my clothes, put on my clothes,” shrieked Abraham
delightedly, doing the motions. “This is the way
we put on our clothes.” Yelled the class, full
of excitement at learning and at showing off
their learning, “Early in the morning.” Some of
them barely had any clothes.
Mr Hadush called a little girl, who looked
about five, to the blackboard and handed her a
stump of chalk. She wrote out the English
alphabet perfectly on the blackboard. Ethiopia’s
native script, which she also knew, is composed
of the bewildering symbols of Amharic.
The spread of English across the globe is a
seismic event in our species’ history. It is one
of the biggest things to happen to mankind since
the dawn of language. Speech is fundamental not
just to communication but to the process of
thought itself. No single language has ever
before approached universality. English is now
doing so. No other language has ever advanced as
far, as fast, as ours. This is the first time in
history that it has been possible to denote one
language as predominant.
Within the lifetimes of Times readers,
every other serious contender for that status
has been eliminated. French is dying outside
France. “Francophone” Africa is turning to
English. Portuguese Africa is abandoning
Portuguese. German made a small, temporary
advance across emergent Eastern Europe but
elsewhere outside Germany it is dead. Russian,
which we once thought we would all have to
learn, is finished. The Japanese are learning
English, and developing their own pet variant.
China will resist, but Mandarin and Cantonese
are not advancing beyond their native speakers.
More of the world’s new Muslims are learning
English than Arabic. Spanish alone is raising
its status and reach — but among Americans, who
have English already. India is making an
industry out of English speaking, as
call-centres daily remind us. A quarter century
ago, as the dismemberment of our Empire neared
completion, we might have thought that the
predominance of our language had passed its
zenith. It was only dawn.
It is imponderable what may be the
consequences of the advance of this linguistic
tide. Within a few generations and for the first
time in the story of Homo sapiens, most of our
species may be able to communicate in a single
language.
The advantage lent to us British by our
fluency (and that of the Americans) in this
world language should not be exaggerated. The
number of native English speakers may not grow
much; our relative influence may decline. They
know little of us in Ethiopia. Yet all over that
country street signs and business billboards are
appearing in English, beneath the Amharic.
English is cool. The very lettering confers
status.